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FRANK: How d'you do I see you've met my faithful handyman He's a little brought down Because when you knocked He thought you were the Candyman Don't get strung out by the way that I look Don't judge a book by its cover I'm not much of a man By the light of day But by night I am one hell of a lover I'm just a sweet transvestite From Transexual Transylvania Ah, ha. Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound You look like you're both pretty groovy Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal We could take in an old Steve Reeve's movie BRAD: I'm glad we caught you at home. Could we use your phone? We're both in a bit of a hurry. JANET: Right! BRAD: We'll just say where we are, Then go back to the car We don't want to be any worry FRANK: Well, you got caught with a flat Well how about that Well babies don't you panic By the light of the night It'll all seem alright I'll get you a satanic mechanic I'm just a sweet Transvestite From Transexual Transylvania Ha ha. Why don'tcha stay for the night? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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RIFF RAFF: Night FRANK: Or maybe a bite COLUMBIA: bite FRANK: I could show you my favourite obsession I've been making a man with blond hair and a tan And he's good for relieving my tension. I'm just a sweet transvestite From Transexual Transylvania GUESTS: Sweet Transvestite FRANK: From Transexual ALL: Transylvania...Ha ha. FRANK: So come up to the lab And see what's on the slab I see you shiver with antici....pation But maybe the rain. Is really to blame So I'll remove the cause--- But not the symptom. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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